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Amy Quotes

In regards to her pants:
They just keep fallin' down yo.

Rando: Who is Jojo Siwa?
Amy: She just showed up.

Dad: I bet that was hard to choke down.
Amy: No it wasn't. See how fat I am.

Can I smack you?

Open wide dude.

Yes those lips are great.

Wow where did I get it?

You can't die from choking on a nugget.

No more treats for you Owen. You're a bad mamma-jamma.

I am the tallest of all the seas!

Like a bucket of speeding wasteband.

Ain't me no.

Ha ha ... new driveway

If I had a pet turkey I would feed it dog food, leaf, turkey, and steak.

Chicken nuggets become everything you have in your mind.

In resposne to dad ... Ok dude bro.

I've never been brown before but I think it might not be fun.

In the middle of dinner ... I'm batman!

I can smell your eyes.

I am basketball, shoot me.

The eggs scrambled around in my mouth.

I'm gonna slap that chunk to death one day!

I'll kill you with the mighty disguises in the meatloaf dresser.

One time - and this was yesterday - I got the meat in my belly and you can't run.

I guess I'm going to be half-naked today because this isn't a full pretzel dress.

I've never ironically tired.

Today I ran 65 centimeters.

No ham for bad boys.

I'm getting a snack while I am eating my snack.

I'm going to sit here and eat my mac-n-cheese while you do all the work.

Sneaker snucker.

There's chubby arms in here.

Crusty big!

You're a mega big lumpy.

They take the mother's belly and they put it in a sink.

Jacket scrotch.

In response to being asked how do you like the fireworks? They were baller skills.

Today you get a slap on the butt honey.

Responding to text on Liv's phone from Liv's friends: Blumpy Yump.

I got ranch in my fingercrotch.

Turkey is my least favorite kind of chicken.

I love weiners.

Livia: Amy finish your peas!
Amy: WUM